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At home. Bored.

Got two doctor-thingies in a row. Tomorrow I'm seeing epilepsy people, day after I get my Depo Provera.

Epilepsy thing means possible meds changes, which would be nice.

Depo Provera thing means getting jabbed in the arse. That gonna hurt. :\

Anyway, I'll leave you with these two parodies I just wrote - first one is a version of "Destiny Calling" by James about what the lads (Chris, Scott, Charlie and maybe Rikki, even though he's different) think about themselves, second one is a version of "Air Hostess" by Busted about fancying staff.

Destiny Calling.

So we may be dirty
So we may be flirty
Deep down we're a bunch of nerds
Call us by our nicknames
Watch us play our sick games
Let us sleep with all your birds
Make us a cup of tea
Come play with our bodies
Do everything we say
She likes the fat one
He likes the strong one
Thin ones are usually gay

Here we come, this is our destiny calling
We're dicks, this is our destiny calling
You pricks, this is our destiny calling now

Don't believe the care staff
Don't listen to their laughs
Everybody loves us so
Chris, Scott, Rikki, Charlie
Best people at Farleigh
You deny it but you know
Soon we'll be the bottom
Two years, we'll be forgotten
What will we do when we have to go

Here we come, this is our destiny calling
We're dicks, this is our destiny calling
You pricks, this is our destiny calling now

Some fat cunt said he won't make us tea
We'll call him that until he sees
Some fat cunt said he don't like that name
He's stuck with that oh what a shame
Some fat cunt carries on jabbering shit
We'll throw him out on his big tits
That'll make him fit

Here we come, this is our destiny calling
We're dicks, this is our destiny calling
You pricks, this is our destiny calling now

Care Staff.

I sat bored at North Parade
Something gorgeous past me swayed
I thought she needs to get laid

When I go through the college door
That's when I see you once more
You're just what I'm looking for

Those little jeans you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
I wish that you would take them off
I've never seen anyone cuter
Could you be my key tutor yeh

Care staff
I like the way you laugh
Now your sexy ass makes me feel much better
I'll waste my class writing you a love letter
I spunked my pants
When you returned my glance
Gonna see you soon in a locked staff room
For an illegal romance
Care staff

When I saw that you were free
I asked for a cup of tea
You made one and sat with me

I couldn't believe it was true
When you told me you wanted to
You said baby can we screw

You can't because you're working
There's nosy students lurking
Who would just love to take the piss
When we get back to Frome
You'll take me to your room yeh

Care staff
I like the way you laugh
Now your sexy ass makes me feel much better
I'll waste my class writing you a love letter
I spunked my pants
When you returned my glance
Gonna see you soon in a locked staff room
For an illegal romance
Care staff

Na na na na ....

Those little jeans you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
It's about time you took them off
Your shift is almost over
So will you be my lover yeh

Care staff
I like the way you laugh
Now your sexy ass makes me feel much better
I'll waste my class writing you a love letter
I spunked my pants
When you returned my glance
Gonna see you soon in a locked staff room
For an illegal romance
Care staff

Cuz you're my care staff
I love the way you laugh
Care staff
My care staff
I love the way you laugh
Care staff

- k.s. x

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