bikz (bikz) wrote,

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"Fat and Skinny" - the Farleigh version

Fat and Skinny had a race,
All around the pillowcase,
Fat fell down and broke her face,
Skinny said "Ha-ha, I won the race".

- "The Best Little Gírl In The World" (Steven Levenkron, 1978)

These days it's slightly different - Skinny (aka. Chris) "won the race" by punching Fat (aka. Rikki) in the face.

Chris has been excluded, but that is a stupid punishment because all he'll be doing is playing Counter-Strike all day and talking to his gírlfriend all night, not to mention being spoiled by his parents and getting cups of tea. Basically, he's being rewarded for hitting my Jabby. I must have my vengeance against this fúckwittage.

- k.s. x


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