WANTED! Substitute Rikki. Must have either generous fatsuit or generous fat, ability to talk complete bollocks is essential. Also must make computers work (yes, even these crappy Farleigh ones) and steal many, many fags from me. Oh yeh, must look nice too. Well, nice-ish, can't be too nice. And act nice.
*plays with her flab* Wow. I got a lot of this. I could be substitute Rikki.
But then who would be substitute Bikki? Damn, we can't not have a me!
- k.s. x