1. I don't have to get dressed (I mean stay in my pyjamas, not be naked - well, I suppose I could, but .... no).

2. I can smoke as much as I want without being complained at.

3. I can do pointless jazz dance without looking stupid (well, I do look stupid, but no-one can see me!).

4. I can have my music as loud as I want, including making loud mixes.

5. I can sing even louder.

6. I can sing as badly as I want .... you .... Brit-er-ney (no I don't, but meh).

7. I can play with my fat! :D

8. PORN!

Bloody hell, my singing sounds like Lindsey's only worse. That's saying something.

Only downside is I have to make my own tea. Damn.

- k.s. x