2. I can smoke as much as I want without being complained at.
3. I can do pointless jazz dance without looking stupid (well, I do look stupid, but no-one can see me!).
4. I can have my music as loud as I want, including making loud mixes.
5. I can sing even louder.
6. I can sing as badly as I want .... you .... Brit-er-ney (no I don't, but meh).
7. I can play with my fat! :D
Bloody hell, my singing sounds like Lindsey's only worse. That's saying something.
Only downside is I have to make my own tea. Damn.
- k.s. x