In the meantime - here is our BATTLE PLAN (well, mine).
Target : Lucy (and lots of Fromies - we don't like them).
Location : Frome Battlefield (aka. back garden of North Parade).
Field Marshal Bikki (aka. kess the ninja pirate) : Commanding troops and mood-swingin'.
Field Marshal Hana : Commanding troops and battleaxe-swingin'.
General Tim : Smacking Lucy silly (not involved with intelligence).
General Chris (aka. chris the ninja pirate) : Packs a damn good jab-punch.
Staff Sergeant Sam (aka. Secret Agent Sam) : He has his ways.
Sergeant Charlie : Making the weaponry (especially flamethrowers).
Sergeant Scott : Spy who hides in trees - with smoke bombs.
Corporal Pooka : Making tea and being a pacifist - until we need him to kick arse!
Corporal Rikki : Filming the thing (it be good movie), making tea and sitting on people.
Corporal Nick : Making tea, supplying fags and having breasts.
Private Parts : Dunno who he is or what he does, but we gotta have someone called that.
Private Nerfy : Tarantula - why not?
Hattie : Well, every army needs a tank ....
We will KILL Lucy and the Fromies! MWA HA HA!
- k.s. x