This is weird. Jab isn't meant to have a girlfriend. It's one of those things that just doesn't happen.
Ah well, she probably thinks he's flabulous. :P And he is quite cute in the face, and a nice bloke too. Not to mention his mulletish hair! All mulletheads have good hair, even if their bodies are crap. I wish them good luck.
I should stop taking the piss out of his fat, shouldn't I?
- k.s. xPS. Must make Chris and Charlie get mullets, so the group is complete. RESPECT THE MULLETS! MWA HA HA!
PPS. I have edited this entry more times than is healthy .... :\