1. I need to charge my phone.
2. People haven't called me even though I gave them my phone number.
3. Joe Bilbow talks complete shite.
4. Scott and Kirsty must be made for each other.
5. I'm getting all insecure and jabbery, possibly cuz of Rikki and the moon.
6. The above point is probably more likely cuz I'm a freak using Jab as an excuse.
7. Part of being a freak is that my arse is rather large (another Rikki connection!?).
8. I need a fag.
9. I need to turn my computer off to charge my phone.
10. I need to shut up.
- b.k. x