bikz (bikz) wrote,

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charlie's thoughts on thunderstorms

Speaking of religious theories, Charlie's good at them too. He says thunder is God telling Joe Bilbow to fuck off, and lightning is God trying to kill him. Not quite as good as mine, but pretty good, I say.

If anyone else has any light-hearted religious theories on thunderstorms or anything else, let me know! As we are created in the image of God, she / he / it / they must be like us, so the silly things humans do have got to happen to God, right? I find it much more comforting to think of God as an equal rather than some distant entity who watches us like some reality TV show and yet does fuck all. She's more likely to care that way.

The storm's stopped now. I bet our Brigid's found some good shops!

By the way, I don't mean to offend anyone with this. If you are offended, I'm sorry, but this is the way I feel about God. I'm not saying it's the right way or the wrong way (there are no right or wrong answers when it comes to religion), but it's got to be the most fun way. :) Oh yeh, I don't really believe the thing about Joe Bilbow, but you never know, do you? Charlie might be the next great prophet and Joe could be Satan.

- b.k. x


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