2. The best things were drinking, listening to The Darkness and talking bollocks.
3. The worst thing was losing my derangement ring. I left it in the pub. :(
4. I got my pink catsuit today and I love it - positive feedback all round! :)
5. Am now a member of four online Darkness clubs, like I've got nothing better to do.
6. The sad truth is, I do have nothing better to do.
7. Please say if you have any ideas for anniversary presents - Hana needs some help.
8. Social Services have finally called! YES! :D
9. I had a fit last night and hurt my non-existent eyebrow.
10. Wrote a new song, "Love On The Pages" (inspired by Unbalanced Grass and Busted).
- b.k. x