I'd go for someone loud, sexy, well-dressed and just God-damned FUCKABLE!
I wouldn't kick a calm, cute one out of bed for farting.
I'm as stuck as you are!
Sorry, I'm celibate so I can't comment.
If this is to do with The Darkness again I'll .... I'll .... I don't know what I'll do, but it'll be bad!
- b.k. x