May 15th, 2003

The Party Scene

Alexrectic!?

Becki : "Tim always gets his words mixed up. He accused me of being 'alexrectic' earlier."
Joel : "Alexrectic? You make Alex erect?"
Becki : "Along those lines, I think everyone's Alexrectic."

Tim has a small penis. He's also a stone underweight. Damn him, lucky bastard.

Anyway, I don't want to be Alexrectic (well, neither that nor what Tim meant to say), so I think I'm going to seek help. I wonder if there's a way of making Alex impotent and curing the whole world of Alexrectia? :P

m.a. x

PS. Alex and Paul are staying at Farleigh. We think so, anyway.
PPS. I look, smell and feel rather disgusting. Welcome to the dark side, Becki. Step off the ride now or stay on forever with motion sickness to boot.
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The Party Scene

Butlin's

Just found out who I'll be staying with - I'll have a little apartment with Emma (student) and Lisa. Not too bad, at least I'm not with Hattie (thank God!). But I'd prefer if Emma CS was staying with me. That would probably make more sense, being as Lisa's Hattie's keyworker an' all. Apparently, Hattie's staying with all the other staff (Emma, Tania, Maria) and Alex, Tim, Ben and Sam will be in a flat together. Alex invited me over to get pissed with them. I'm not too sure being as I doubt I'll feel welcome with Ben and Sam, but Alex drunk sounds hilarious. :P Butlin's is gonna be fantarsetickle (except without the tickling of Fanta arses).

Oh yeh, Hattie was kissing Alex earlier. Meh.

m.a. x
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