1. I sang one of my own songs to an OFSTED inspector - he was impressed.
2. Emma CS is pissed off about said inspector because she "got the house clean, organised the shift perfectly and he just came in, looked round and left".
3. Chris Pardoe is in shit because the staff have found a BB Gun in his room (probably cuz he tried to shoot Terry with it - nice one).
4. Speaking of Chrissies, Hattie wants to fuck the gardener Chris Seymour.
5. Yesterday, Hattie also [CENSORED]
and then Terry [CENSORED]
6. I still haven't received that letter from my mum about farts.
- ha ha.m.a. x