Just for the sake of it (and pure boredom), I put "adam battersby" into that MemeJack thing. He got "Most Hated Person - Ever" as his job. Haha.
Also, on ITV around 3:30-ish, I saw Hattie's exercise video. It involved five weird things that look like Hattie flap flap flappety flapping, some children with a dildo and some old woman hitting something that the narrator described as "a big tall thing". I dunno what it's called, but it's hilarious.
And to think, they used to show Knightmare around this time .... CITV has gone down. As has Tom.