July 6th, 2004

The Party Scene

thanks to chris for the song ....

"You know Jab's fat, Jab's fat, he's really really fat ...." lol :P

This is mean, I know. But I'm a mean bitch.

- b.k. x

PS. I also own a donkey and love mullets.
  • Current Music
    Weird Al - Jab's Fat .... I mean, erm, I'm Fat
The Party Scene

hmm

Trying to analyse why I go on about Jab's flab.

Maybe it's because I'm fat and I feel some fucked-up comfort talking about someone bigger than me.

Maybe he's not bigger than me at all, I'm just deluded into thinking he is.

Maybe I'm just trying to fit in with the crowd, and not the nice bits of them either.

Or maybe I'm just mean. Why am I so mean? Especially to someone who's been so lovely to me ....

From now on, I'll concentrate on his good features. Like his cute face, and his cool dress sense, and his mullet.

But even with those, it's hard to miss the fat .... maybe he can be "flabulous". :P

- b.k. x

  • Current Mood
    contemplative contemplative
The Party Scene

arses!

I was going to start out just writing the top question for Cat, to be all helpful.

But then I went mad ....

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- b.k. x

  • Current Music
    The "I Love My Donkey" song
The Party Scene

just booked my second jab appointment ....

.... woohoo, more moodiness. At least it's after the holiday in Spain.

In fact, I wish it was before the holiday, like, just before, so I'd have an excuse to be a moody bitch there, cuz I will be anyway cuz I DON'T WANNA GO!

Unless I meet Chris there (which I possibly could) - that'd be fun.

- b.k. x

  • Current Mood
    blah blah
The Party Scene

good way to stop smoking ....

.... start mixing!

Just got back into eJay, made two new mixes, did a whole hour and a bit without a fag break in sight!

That's pretty good for me. Of course, I'm dying for one now .... :\

- b.k. x

  • Current Music
    Lazy B - Wah Wah Kicks