Do you wanna piece of me?

My best feature. My prized possession. My mullet ....

.... it's all gone. I cut half of it off.

OK, it doesn't look that bad. Just like a normal haircut. Same length all round.

But still - why the fuck did I do it!?

I did some other crazy stuff too, but I'm not quite up to telling all on that yet.

Called The Samaritans. Good to talk to, but no real advice came of it.

- b.k. x

At least someone loves me. My cat James brought me a half-dead mouse.

Not exactly something I'll treasure, but in cat language it's the best present ever.

Bless. He is special cat. :)

- b.k. x

I'm crazy. I am so crazy.

I can't look after myself any more.

Want my mullet. :(

- b.k. x

This song has mullets in it. And fat lips - I have one of those, with no piercing.

I can't believe Dan's getting a mullet, and a lip piercing in the same place as mine!

Why's he copying me!? The weirdo.

But that's the old me. I'm different now. And nothing like Dan.

- b.k. x

My dad going down to Bath - so I going down to Frome. YAY! :D

Only Rikki knows, not told anyone else.

Mwa ha ha.

- b.k. x

Didn't go to Frome in the end. Couldn't be arsed - meh. Will go soon.

Instead, went downstairs to find Jenn and Danii watching Introduction To Destruction.

Fuck me, I've missed Sum 41. I lost so much, but that's one thing I can have back.

- b.k. x

.... with a bucket.

I still have short hair. It's well-cut for an amateur, but I still hate it.

I still have a fucked-up nose with scabs falling off.

I still can't open my mouth wide without trying to hold back the screams of pain.

I'm still short, fat and generally ugly.

I still shagged a 15-year-old. I still regret it.

I'm still single but in love ....

.... and I'm still mad out of my head. I should still be put in a padded cell.

I still carved his name into my leg and took a small overdose last night.

In other words, I'm still me.

Wish you were here - wish I wasn't.

- b.k. x