September 13th, 2004

The Party Scene

this is very, very sad - and so true

You know you're addicted to The Darkness when ....

.... you were about to write this, but realised it was far too embarrassing! :P

You'll see this, along with "do you wanna go to weymouth with justin?", when I'm drunk.

- b.k. x

  • Current Music
    erm .... guess?
The Party Scene

here's one we all know about

You know you're addicted to your ex-boyfriend when ....

You still wear your engagement ring even though you broke up eight months ago.

You cried when you found out that his mobile didn't work.

When his phone did work, you constantly phoned and texted, although it cost loads.

When he next gets a girlfriend, you'll think about hiring an assassin.

You cut your hair off and took out your favourite piercing because of him.

You think about following him to Japan even though you hate the place.

You look at pictures of him every day because they turn you on.

If you weren't so stressed, you'd give up smoking because he doesn't like it.

You listen to his music every day even though you can barely hear him sing on the CD.

You buy him presents for no reason except that you think he'd like them.

You think he's sexier than Justin Hawkins (that's saying something if you're me).

You'd rather give up cups of tea than never see him again (that's saying even more!).

You have sexy dreams and/or terrible nightmares about him every night.

You cut his name into your leg because he doesn't love you.

The one thing you hate about your friend Sam is that he called your ex a wet flannel.

You've been told you need anti-depressants because of your obsession.

If he said he was gay, you'd commit suicide.

You are completely and utterly deranged.

- b.k. x

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The Party Scene

still can't be arsed with a proper update, here's a condensed version

1. Went to Shaun's. Had an argument as I thought, but Sam sorted it cuz he's Sam.

2. The best things were drinking, listening to The Darkness and talking bollocks.

3. The worst thing was losing my derangement ring. I left it in the pub. :(

4. I got my pink catsuit today and I love it - positive feedback all round! :)

5. Am now a member of four online Darkness clubs, like I've got nothing better to do.

6. The sad truth is, I do have nothing better to do.

7. Please say if you have any ideas for anniversary presents - Hana needs some help.

8. Social Services have finally called! YES! :D

9. I had a fit last night and hurt my non-existent eyebrow.

10. Wrote a new song, "Love On The Pages" (inspired by Unbalanced Grass and Busted).

- b.k. x

  • Current Music
    some crap Jenn's listening to
The Party Scene

robin

Robin called me a whore, so Joe Bilbow hit him over the head with a pool cue.

LOL, nice one Bilbow! :P

- b.k. x

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The Party Scene

pooka

Just talking to him. He's putting me down all the time.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHY AM I STILL A-FUCKING-LIVE!?

- b.k. x

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    depressed depressed
The Party Scene

ass

Just had another fit. Five in the last four weeks or so - this is crap.

- b.k. x

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    crappy crappy
The Party Scene

addiction things

Made a few of my own - the ex-boyfriend one, obviously, and the Darkness one too. I'm now working on one about tea (more appropriate than caffeine), will do shopping and Kinsella books, and I might do some about starving and cutting yourself as well, but they won't be funny. The whole lot will be up on fudgie1_47 ASAP.

- b.k. x

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