Do you wanna piece of me?

Bikki wishes a blessèd Samhain Eve to all.

And for those who speak Māori ....

Bikki manako he whakapatia Samhain Ahiahi ki katoa.
(my grammar's probably crap there - ah well)

b.k. x (damn you Katie!)

My forward slash and question mark key just fell off.

Arse and buggerations.

b.k. x

Ō he wāhi-whakaari! Au tika awheawhe waho me taua au pāwhiri iho tino mārō ā ō pātuhi, ia wīra awheawhe!

And for those who don't speak Māori with pants grammar ....

What a mini-drama! I just worked out that if I press down really hard on the key, it'll work!

Cor, that took me ages to do. I must be sosososo bored.

- b.k. x (it's so cool to be able to do that again)

PS. Message to San Andreas - I'd never say no. Please, sway my way. ;)