Meh. Bored. Sitting around in my underwear updating this bitch, eating sherbet lemons like I used to. What a sexy image - not. Knickers too big for me, bra way too small (you seriously think I fit a B-cup or a size 14 now?). Grr. Singing a song about pads .... I mean, erm, love, musta broken every glass in the house. Can't sing with sweets in my mouth.
Ooh, Busted. Time for deliberate stupid voices, at least I can't say I'm actually trying this time round. Meh with all the mehnesses in the land of meh.
I like tea. I'll put some clothes on and get some.