bikz (bikz) wrote,

  • Mood:
  • Music:

from litt1e_n0thing

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Moses Whetstone

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Biscuit Eric

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Pharmacy Lock Inn

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Geri Spain

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Sex Frome (shows what a boring person I am - never really partied until I was 17)

6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): R.Ha (is that the band that did "Take On Me"!?)

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Morrish Tea (BTW, by that I mean that his picture was in sight, not him himself or any applicators)

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Kitten Queen Mary's (you don't get much sillier than that)

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Jelly Babies Smirnoff Ice (I spoke too soon ....)

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Anne Whetstone (might work if I played an old woman)

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Biscuit Hawkins

I don't think there were any there that made any sense, though if I become a rock star, I might just call myself Biscuit Hawkins. I challenge anyone to come up with anything stupider than "Jelly Babies Smirnoff Ice".

- b.k. x


  • The Blackout

    So, erm, yeh. I haven't been on here in aaages, a fair amount of the interests and stuff are out of date (it was where my notorious blogging…

  • Repeat first-time offender.

    Dear Bikki, I want to know who you are. Love, Bikki xoxo Re : Repeat first-time offender. Dear Bikki, Thankyou for your interest, creeper, but I…

  • Writer's Block: Really, Truly

    This WB makes me want to listen to The Darkness and do mad dances. :P No really. I believe that true love can be found. As for love at first…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.