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1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Moses Whetstone

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Biscuit Eric

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Pharmacy Lock Inn

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Geri Spain

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Sex Frome (shows what a boring person I am - never really partied until I was 17)

6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): R.Ha (is that the band that did "Take On Me"!?)

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Morrish Tea (BTW, by that I mean that his picture was in sight, not him himself or any applicators)

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Kitten Queen Mary's (you don't get much sillier than that)

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Jelly Babies Smirnoff Ice (I spoke too soon ....)

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Anne Whetstone (might work if I played an old woman)

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Biscuit Hawkins

I don't think there were any there that made any sense, though if I become a rock star, I might just call myself Biscuit Hawkins. I challenge anyone to come up with anything stupider than "Jelly Babies Smirnoff Ice".

- b.k. x

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