Confessional wooden five-foot catflap engraved with "oh-be-wanker-nob-ee" - check.
Special Morrish-made purple prayer cushion - check.
Morrish rosary beads made of Pringles - check.
Right. Ready. *gets on knees and winks* ;)
"HAIL MORRISH"
"HAIL MORRISH"
"HAIL MORRISH"
"HAIL MORRISH"
"HAIL MORRISH"
"HAIL MORRISH"
"HAIL MORRISH"
"HAIL MORRISH"
"HAIL MORRISH"
"HAIL MORRISH"
Ah. So much better. :) *leaves the thread*
I'm not the only one who does this, you know - but I did invent the catflap. ;)
- b.k. x