1. Fit this morning - smashed mouth.

2. Maths teacher being a grouchy tosspot.

3. Untrue accusation of bullying Chris (some guy).

4. Been removed from my job.

5. Threat of inpatient treatment.

6. WILL KILL KAY because she thought of 3, 4 and 5.

7. Friend tried to hang herself.

8. Have no boyfriend, ergo will die a spinster.

9. I buggerated the party.

10. I buggerated pretty much everything else.

- b.k. x