Actual : "You were mine, and now you're mine to want"
My version : "You were 9, and now you're 91"
The Verve - "The Drugs Don't Work"
Actual : "The drugs don't work"
My version (and everyone's) : "The trucks don't work"
Erm .... are these better!? :P I wasn't so much "shocked" to find out, but it took me a long time before I realised what the actual words were! (: