livin' off bananas an' blow

Sep. 14th, 2003 at 1:28 PM

OK, I'm actually living off tea and gum. I bought a packet of Wrigley's Juicy Fruit yesterday. Said packet is almost empty - I'm replacing eating with chewing. I know it's a bad idea, but the thing is, my "eating" is usually restricted to Fox's Chocolate Fudge Creams. I really need to find some less unhealthy comfort food.

So my current diet is four cups of tea, two biscuits, half a piece of toast, half a bowl of soup and between 10 and 10 million sticks of chewing gum a day. What has my life become!?

- k.s. x