bikz (bikz) wrote,

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Robin is dim sometimes ....

[insert sex conversation between Robin, Becke and Margaret here]
Robin : I was at it for 10 minutes, I did it twice, and then I went off to play snooker and I was shattered!
Becke : Are you talking about wanking? You're a virgin, you've never had sex.
Robin : No .... I mean, yes, erm .... Margaret doesn't mind!
Margaret : What, that you had a 10-minute wankee-doodle?

Well saved, Becke. :) Some boys are just too dim to understand that a simple slip of the tongue like that could get you kicked out of Farleigh. At least Margaret is cool (and old) and didn't read too much into it.

I juyst threw a can of Sprite at Rob Shannon because he offended me. I better stop typing before I go off on one about what a tosser he is. Bye.

- k.s. x


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